today i’m writing a lot of schmoopy ficlets, so happy v((kl))alentine’s day, irina! have some daddy!klaine because i know you like it (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
“Shh, he’s coming! Daddy, he’s coming!”
“Alright, alright, hurry, come on, behind the couch,” Blaine whispers as they hear the lock in the door turn.
They both crouch down behind it, Elizabeth biting her lip and pulling her knees up to hug them against her body.
“Daddy, papa’s —”
“Shh,” Blaine reminds her, putting a finger against his mouth.
She nods quickly and motions zipping her own lips, and Blaine grins at her.
”Blaine? Lizzie?” Kurt calls out from the kitchen before they hear him hum in confusion to himself.
Blaine looks at Elizabeth and she grins widely as she nods, hisses, “Now, daddy, do it now!”
Blaine smooths one last hand over her black curls to make sure her hair is perfect and kisses her forehead before he reaches over where they’re hiding and pushes play on the laptop next to him.
Soon music starts playing, slowly at first, and they hear Kurt’s foot steps coming into the living room. “Blaine?” Kurt says again, when Blaine’s pre-recorded voice comes out of the speakers, low and sultry and just a bit too theatrical to make sure it’s ridiculous enough.
You’re just too good to be true
Can’t take my eyes off of you
You’d be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
“Blaine? Oh my god, where are you — ” Kurt says out loud as the music keeps playing.
“Ready?” Blaine whispers to Elizabeth as the music keeps playing, and she nods in excitement. “One… two… three…”
They shoot up from behind the couch just as the chorus start playing, singing loudly as Kurt shrieks in surprise,
I love you baby
And if it’s quite all right
I need you baby
To warm my lonely nights
I love you baby
Trust in me when I say
Kurt stands with a hand clamped over his mouth as they dance over to him, and Elizabeth cuts off with a squeak as Kurt lifts her up, spinning them around.
Blaine keeps singing, pulling Kurt close against his body with Elizabeth between them, moving them to the music as Kurt joins in with the singing.
Elizabeth laughs loudly and kicks her feet, clinging to Kurt’s neck when Kurt wraps his arms around Blaine’s waist and dips him back.
“Happy Valentine’s day!” Blaine says once the music ends, and is met with a hard, smiling kiss pressed to his lips from Kurt before he kisses Elizabeth with a loud smack.
“Happy Valentine’s day, papa!”
“Happy Valentine’s day, my angels,” Kurt says and grins widely, hugging them close again.
Okay so this made me smile :))